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PJ Prevaricates...
What more could he do before
departure?
Well, ...a set of outdoor steps from the rear garden to the
balcony ... A balcony wall. And a rear patio.... His wife wanted him back -
he was afraid of flying!
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Astratigos Village Life.... Getting some.. X
(Continued from September - Previous
click here).
At the end the last episode...
....
But the day came, as PJ was desperately struggling with the archway
key-stone (around 35Kilos) that Yiannis had to be temporarily
silenced... 'SHUT UP! I practically bellowed at Yiannis, our friend, our
mentor, our doctor, lay head of the church, acknowledged head of the
village, undoubted WWII warrior, 'SIT DOWN!'
The following, instantaneous silence was very, very silent........... |
.....Yiannis, whose
sincerely and much valued friendship I had just put on the line, so to
speak, looked at me bleakly and in complete silence for a few seconds. One
of those 'few seconds' when the world holds it's breath. Then, unable to
contain himself his face dissolved into a huge grin as chuckling 'Phonasei',
'phonasie', 'Ponocephalo' (your shout - my headache!)as if to himself he stumped his way across
the small courtyard with his stick and sat himself down. On a plastic chair
which we had placed under a partially rebuilt stone Venetian arched doorway.
The chair had been placed there to stop anyone getting under the unfinished
arch - held together by nothing more than it's own lack of momentum!!
We all froze again, wondering if Yiannis would bring about his own crushing
end by prodding the arch with his walking stick.. There is a definite limit
to the length of time that one can remain breathless without expiring this
life. I reached mine and breathed out 'Dear God!' - not only had I (I
thought) lost a friend, but now he would become 'gone' in more than the
metaphorical sense. And what about his wife, in no way timid, and his son -
definitely a Cretan warrior, would they seek retribution?...
'O Theos' said Yiannis, and mimicking my English accent perfectly -
'Dear God' - 'O Theos'! 'Jesus' I breathed to PJ 'what do we
do'? PJ looked calmly across at the smiling Yiannis, about to become newly
dead, and said 'Nothing'. Then, as Yiannis gently poked the arch beneath
which he sat with his walking stick he mimicked PJ - 'Nothing'. And
both burst out laughing, looking directly at me. Yianni's eyes seemed to
say, for someone who shouts a lot you don't seem to have much to say'!
The joke seemed definitely to be on me...
'The doorway arch - the side
pieces are really counterbalanced' said PJ - 'they can stand there without
the middle section - which is really a key-stone. It would take an
earthquake to knock it down'.... There was more laughter from both 'Masons'.
I had perhaps learned my lesson - never trust a stone-mason - even a
retired one! But the original tension which had started the exchanges was
all gone. A few minutes later the key-stone of the main Venetian arch was in
place and that would not fall down either. Until, I thought, with a severe
lack of charity equaling at least Charles Dicken's 'Scrooge' before his
visitation by the ghost of Christmas past, until we knock out the
supporting former and it all falls down again - hopefully killing every
laughing stone mason in the vicinity!
Vindictive? Who, me?.....
But then it was a strict case of onwards. The archways were complete, the
structural work around them was moving rapidly to completion. The
front-house was almost ready to receive it's roof. PJ was preparing to
finish all outstanding jobs and start his trip back to his wife and family
in the UK. Our dream in the sunshine seemed to us very close to completion?
What more could he do before departure?
Well, he could build a set of outdoor steps from the rear garden to the
balcony - there was just enough material left for that. And a balcony wall.
And a rear garden patio.... So on he worked.
There was also another reason that he was seeking other jobs. Our intrepid
builder was prevaricating! Dodging an issue...
Whilst we could have him back on UK soil within or at least in around three
and a half to four hours after leaving Chania - by my own very favourite mode
of transport - the aeroplane - he was having none of it! He was staying, he
said, very firmly on terra-firma! He was seriously afraid of flying. Given that we
were on an island this was a difficulty. But it wasn't the end, PJ had
traveled to Crete with us by ferry and car - he was not averse to ferries.
But he didn't have a car.
OK, he would have to stay here! His wife put that one out to grass very
smartly. She wanted her husband back. Promptly. Now. All we needed now was a
magic carpet. Maybe we could find a magic lamp and rustle up a Genie....
We managed to find an almost unbelievably straight-forward solution. Not
quite a magic carpet, but a 'Magic Bus'. We discovered that this heaven-sent
solution ran from Athens to London Victoria coach station - it took four
days, but didn't apparently leave the ground even once...
We duly dispatched PJ on Anek Lines ferry Lissos to Athens, where he caught
the 'Magic Bus' which (almost) magic carpeted him across Europe to London
Victoria Coach Station, and the impatiently waiting arms of his wife.
When he arrived and held out his arms for the expected big hug, she
apparently backed away in horror, saying 'Get away, get away, you smell
horribly'!
Well, he had been on a bus, toilet stops only, for four
consecutive days... Now that's magic!
Astratigos Village Life.... Getting some..
Is condensed from the book 'Pamela's House' - in current
preparation... Continued
in November... |
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In the News
Reviews...
The serious mugging...
Of a 60-year-old jewelry salesman, who was shot twice in the stomach
when he resisted two muggers attempting to snatch cases containing
jewelry he was carrying as he arrived at his Chania home. He underwent
surgery at Chania hospital and remained on the critical list at the time
of the report. His attackers remained at large...
(item 4)
Link to Story.
New airport tenders winner...
The winning tender
for the estimated 1.3 billion euro airport to be built at Kastelli,
north eastern Crete was deferred form it's original deadline date of
October 19th. A government spokesman cited environmental and radar issues
for the delay...
(item 3)
Link to Story.
Cretan police...
Attempting, not for the first time, to check on a motorist in Anogia,
described as a 'notoriously lawless' part of the Mylopotamos region,
were once again thwarted when he summoned other residents. Approximately
30 people surrounded the police. The man was later arrested on charges
of resisting authority...
Link to Story.
And again Anogia...
Became the center of police activity when the issued an amber alert
for an 11-year-old boy who was reported missing. He was later found safe
and sound in Patra...
(item 3)
Link to Story.
A motorist died...
When he apparently drove his vehicle off the road into a ravine near
Krousonas in the prefecture of Iraklio in an accident...
(item 7)
Link to Story.
A rape investigation...
Was commenced by police in Chania, after a 15-year-old girl alleged to
police that she had been raped by a 16-year-old boy during a break
period at a local school...
(item 6)
Link to Story.
Briton released on bail...
22-year-old Luke Walker, arrested in May accused of causing fatal
bodily injuries to his girlfriend Chelsea Hyndman. Mr Walker denies the
charges. Bail was set at 15,000 euros pending trial...
(item 3)
Link to Story.
Previous Report
Death of a British woman in Malia...
Chelsea Hyndman, hospitalized on Crete after allegedly being
beaten by her boyfriend Luke Walker while in Malia, (both unnamed at
the time of the original report), died of her injuries after
suffering an infection provoked by internal bleeding. Luke Walker
was detained by police for questioning...
Link to Story |
Cretan cannabis plantation...
The discovery of a cannabis plantation on Crete is not really news when
one realizes that it is possible to buy cannabis with a Cretan trademark
in Amsterdam. In the latest police raid, this time in the Selino
prefecture, police netted 700 cannabis plants and 3390 grams of Hash.
They also confiscated a cartridge and 27 bullets - after exchanging
gunfire with the suspected villains, who made off during the confusion...
Link to Story.
But some Greek islands...
Actually grow peace, not war! The island of Santorini, famous
in it's own right for just being Santorini - also grow split-peas, which are
used on the island to make 'Fava'. Split pea puree..
Then Santorini version of Fava has now been recognised by the EU, and placed
on it's list of ''protected designations of origin'. Bravo Santorini! (item
2)
Link to Story.
And, according to an Ekathimerini headline...
'Greek men are mommy's boys'.... This article lays out a case for
proving that the Greek male stereotype - 'lives at home until a worryingly
advanced age... relies on his mother to do all the cooking and cleaning...
might be accurate'..
What else are they supposed to do, watch football?
Link to Story.
They probably can't go shopping...
At least if the port district of Piraeus, Athens, is setting the
standard. Burdened by the financial crisis dozens of stores have been forced
into closure in the last few months. ICAP research found that 200
enterprises went bankrupt in Greece in the first six months of the year, and
at least another 1000 sought protection from their lenders and suppliers...
Link to Story.
And the money laundering market...
Although apparently booming to the tune of 5 billion euros per year probably
has few vacancies... No, stay home with mum for now!
Link to Story.
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